Neil and I were able to have lunch together today, a rare occasion indeed. We decided to head down the hill to Five Points to Pawley's Front Porch. I've never had a bad experience here, but I must admit that my mental impression has always been kind of lukewarm. I know why too. It's because I'm always intrigued by the crazy burger topping-combos they've come up with, but I always end up with a burger that is too tall to even fit in my mouth, or it explodes all over me when I bite it, or I end up having to carve it up with their enormous steak knives, which I hate because then I look like Costanza eating a Snickers with a knife and fork. But I continue to go there from time to time because I love their crazy topping-combos.
