I am alive and well. Despite what you may have heard, I have not suffered a terrible demise. I have not fallen off a cliff or gotten trapped under a large rock. I am, however, ridiculously embarrassed to admit that I haven't written a thing since December. I offer proof of life:
Excuses? Probably not any good ones, but I can tell you this...Girl Scout cookie season took over my life. I had to serve as the "Cookie Manager" for our troop this year. It's not really a hard job, despite what people tell you. But it is insanely time-consuming. My husband actually asked me how much I was getting paid for it. Uhhh, nuthin' honey.
Consider this your warning: I'm back. Today I find myself in that oh-so-familiar place. "What can I do with this damn chicken today?" Yes, I'm in a chicken rut. Again. I'll figure out something to do with it and will come up with more interesting topics for future posts. Promise.