This is the wunderkind's first year in Girl Scouts. She's a Daisy, to be precise. I wasn't a Girl Scout, but got extensive cookie sales experience when my sister had a stint as a Brownie. She was all jacked up to sell the most cookies so she'd be able to go to camp for free. Turns out, sales really isn't her bag. So, I walked her around the neighborhood and sold cookies, then turned the order form loose on mom's company and dad's too. She won. She went to camp for free. She had a scavenger hunt for her breakfast. She hated it. She never returned.